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Rock Star ass
T minus two days I leave for South Korea. I’m at Cheshire Coffee drinking a latte and feeling like a rock star. That’s going to be my new thing, feeling like a rock star. I think I lost some weight...
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My e cigarette update
I’m going on day seven of not smoking and it’s a walk in the park. I have no desire what-so-ever to buy a $10 pack of smokes and fill my lungs with crap. All due to my electronic cigarette! It’s my...
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Melanie the crappy masseuse
I’m sitting at the coffee place in Barnes & Noble because Starbucks is packed. After I bought my latte I said to the barista; “Why don’t they put out a tip cup for you guys?” And she said they are...
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My funny resignation letter and dealing with a bitch and a man-baby
I’m officially sick of my job. Not the actual act of massaging, no. But sick of the place itself. You want to know where I work? Fine, I’ll tell you! Massage Envy Ct phone number……..I won’t give...
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Starbucks Shananigan’s
My two-hour massage cancelled on me and so here I am at Starbucks. I’m still as crabby today as I was yesterday. I need sleep. I want to burrow my body into a little nook and hide somewhere. There...
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Eating grass and doing drugs
Soleil Moon Frye as Punky (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I don’t understand me sometimes. I like the ocean, but hate the beach. I love flowers, but hate planting them. It’s like I always find at least one...
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Time to whip my butt into shape!
Yoga Class at a Gym Category:Gyms_and_Health_Clubs (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Micky is on the phone talking over invincible air raids. I’m sitting here on my bench in the office. I’m starting to get to...
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Oh Groupon..
Down a dark deserted hallway There’s a small windowless room Where Melanie the Masseuse lies encased in her tomb Century’s passed since she last uttered a word Era’s gone by and she has not stirred She...
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Massage Ruminations
“Hi, I’m Melanie and I’m a massage therapist.” Group – “Welcome Melanie, it’s nice to meet you.” Group – “Please have a seat. Tell us a little about yourself.” Me – “Okay, thanks. Um, well, people in...
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Letting Go
The Douglas Squirrel (Tamiasciurus douglasii) is an example of wildlife. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) My Dad likes to shoot things. He’s a hunter and shoots mostly with a bow and arrow, but when it comes...
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